I am an 8th grade math teacher in the burbs of St Louis. I coach girls golf, jr high boy's basketball, and jr high track. I call 'em like I see 'em pretty much all the time. My friends will verify that it is both the best and worst thing about me.
(via ohmuffins)
Also!
Ponderosa is not a steakhouse. Stop calling yourself a steakhouse, Ponderosa. That’s BS. You are a buffet. Yeah you serve “steak”, but it sucks. Or it least it did when I was in college and our pregame meal was at Ponderosa “steakhouse”. Quit pretending to be something you’re not. You’re setting up unrealistic expectations for your customers.
(I didn’t eat at Ponderosa, I just drove by one. It just rubbed me the wrong way.)
On Rick Perry…
I am a Republican. If you talk to me for more than 7.4 seconds, I’ll probably tell you that just so that there’s no confusion.
Rick Perry should have waited. He could have had a shot. He has some really good ideas. Unfortunately, he keeps getting hung up on things like whether what he says will be LEGAL! Dammit Rick! QUIT SAYING STUPID THINGS!!! NO you CAN’T use executive order to get rid of Obama-care. It’s not legal. Had he waited 4 years, he would have had time to practice being a politician on the national level. Having Congress work only part time? That’s good shit, Rick!
Rick Perry has had lots of good ideas. He has created jobs. He has a position that he’s backed up on immigration. He’s overall rather likeable. He’s had lots of good ideas. Running for President in 2012 was not one of them.
Sarah let me help decorate the tree. She was surprised to find these bears she’s had since childhood in this position… Sometimes I wonder if she really understands what she’s getting into with me…
Moose Drool is always a good choice. Even in a can. Special thanks goes out to my good friend amy for providing the middle finger backdrop…
And my first child shall be named…
David Freese Turner. Boy or girl. I told the Sarah she was either on board or not… She laughed. Apparently she thinks I’m joking…
This is on the rock ‘n roll marathon route. The sign says “worst parade ever”
Courtesy of the sarah. Haven’t stopped laughing in 10 minutes…
I enjoy the humor of genuinely clever people and if I ever ran a marathon, I would want this sign for inspiration.
Allen Craig
Can mash! Best first and third two out hitter in playoff history…
